I think I'm funny, but I'm not. I like comics, good books, television and insomnia, and I really like it when people aren't assholes. Here be DC/Marvel/Image, Star Trek, ASOIAF, TMNT, pointless text posts and an angry, chubby little nerd bitching about society, sexism and privilege. If you'd like info on my commission rates and availability, check the commissions tag, please and thank you!
I’m realizing I follow comics I don’t read in the same way that some people keep up with celebrities
"Oh, I hear Wolverine’s dead again. Wonder how long that will last."
"So…Nightwing’s a secret agent?"
"Looks like Guy Gardner has a beard now. I don’t like it."
white people cry reverse racism about comic book characters being colored black but they finna make an entire movie about egyptians starring all white people.
i’m petitioning for a george washington biopic starring samuel l jackson.
Lupita Nyong’o looking gorgeous on the beach in Maui (June 5th, 2014)
I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIFSET
I have to go get some sleep
before I develop a malignant disease from working swing shift
dear god, I might get pale and irritable
Big Pharma invents yet another disease to sell deadly drugs: ‘Shift Work Disorder’ now used to push medication that may kill you
you don’t understand
the symptoms are literally “you’re fucking tired”
OF COURSE YOU’RE FUCKING TIRED
YOU DO SHIFT WORK
ROFL BUY A ROLL OF TINFOIL, TAPE IT TO YOUR WINDOWS AND GET SOME FUCKING SLEEP
eighteen bucks an hour to watch Golmes slide back into form
living the dream
Slide? That boy soared. Stoked to see him back in form.
It was so beautiful. I was huddled in my little corner at first, trying to watch really quietly and subtly, but we had nothing to do so my co-worker Ray started watching, then a few more joined, and when my boy sank that gorgeous clincher this side of the 90th, everyone just exploded. People that don’t watch soccer were yelling out loud. It was tremendous, and everyone felt it.
I couldn’t be prouder.